The man, you would capitalize on the amazing sriracha sauce.

The man, you would capitalize on the amazing sriracha sauce.

7-11, YOU WOULD board up but stay open for Irene.

7-11, YOU WOULD board up but stay open for Irene.

Stephen Trang, #youwould get your stolen car stereo installed by the boyfriend of the girl you stole it from.  [gizmodo]

Stephen Trang, #youwould get your stolen car stereo installed by the boyfriend of the girl you stole it from.  [gizmodo]

nevver:

New York Shitty

North 4th Street.

nevver:

New York Shitty

North 4th Street.

Spotted on Crosby and Broome.

Spotted on Crosby and Broome.

Von Wafer, you would celebrating thinking your dunk went in, then run into your teammate and cause a turnover.

Tom Brady, you would be a big cry baby!!

Quaker, you would associate people of color with brown cereal.

Quaker, you would associate people of color with brown cereal.

Gavin McInnes, founder of VICE Magazine and “The Godfather of hipsterdom,” you would take your penis out in public to make your video go viral.